Reproductive organs don't discriminate

This is what I have to remind myself of as we yet again receive a phone call with that bittersweet news - "I'm going to be a dad."

Remember....
Reproductive organs don't care if you love each other very much.
Reproductive organs don't care if you just bought a bottle of cheap wine and pity fucked each other.
Reproductive organs don't care if you have money or don't have money.
Reproductive organs don't care how old you are or if you have a nice car.

My asshole uterus certainly doesn't care what I want.  And my husbands balls?  They're doin' their own thing, regardless of what he wants them to do.

I'm working my way through these angry feelings.  Give me 24 hours.

Oh, reproductive organs...